To begin with, the part of the trip planned by Ferrell went great. The part planned and executed by Olen and Jane…not so good.
When you travel so far to so many exciting places, you expect a long, tiring trip home. However, we managed to turn thirteen hours of actual flight time into one 32-hour marathon "day" from the time we left our hotel in Athens, Greece until we got to our house in Alabama! It wasn’t all our fault. It was a combination of Delta juggling schedules after we made our reservations, and just plain bad luck.
At the beginning of the tour we chose to drive two hours to Nashville for our domestic flight to JFK because of the excellent schedule available there. In the weeks after we booked the flights, Delta made several changes that made the schedule less than perfect. We stayed at a motel in Nashville the night before the trip because they offered free parking for our vehicle while we were gone. It sounded like a great deal.
So…when we arrived at JFK yesterday, Delta had changed the flight once again and our scheduled "quality time" in the airport there grew to more than seven hours. We finally arrived in Nashville about 10 PM local time. Then a series of events took place that could only be described as unreal. Our group (consisting of Frank, Virginia, Jack, Donna Jo, Billy, Carole, Margaret, Norm, and the two of us) called for the hotel shuttle van…arrived at the motel…loaded our luggage in the various cars and prepared for the two-hour drive home. It was about that time when we realized that the battery in our van was completely dead. We flagged down our friends before they left, and Billy and Jack drove to a local Advanced Auto and purchased jumper cables. (FYI: For you red-neck shade tree mechanics, Advanced Auto is open 24 hours…or at least that one was.)
We managed to start the van by jumping it from Jack’s vehicle. The engine started and we THOUGHT our problems were solved. As it happens, when we jumped the battery, our car "thought" it was being stolen, and the alarm went off. We could not get it stopped. Remember, now, we were in a motel parking lot where paying guests were trying to sleep nearby. While everyone in our group frantically tried to stop the obnoxious noise, Norm began to read the handbook in the glove compartment. He finally figured out that the noise would stop with the removal of a small fuse. That was a relief to all of us, and to the pajama-clad motel guests who were peering out the windows of their motel rooms.
Jack, Billy and Frank play mechanic.
Problem solved…or so we thought. Frank and Virginia drove off, along with a car with others in it. Norm, Margaret, Olen and I bid them a fond farewell and expressed appreciation for their help after such a tiring day. We got in the car and could not get the car (engine running) out of "park". Apparently this is another security feature. If the alarm has been disengaged, then the gears shut down. So there we sat.
At this point our only choice was to put the fuse back in (complete with alarm sounding) if we intended to drive home. We were a little way down the road when we figured out that the alarm sounds for about a minute and a half before shutting off automatically, so we eventually drove in relative silence. However, we could not open any of the car doors or the alarm would start again. This meant we could not have bathroom or any other type of stop until we arrived at home.
At one point on the interstate someone suggested that we push something on the key fob just to see if it would disengage the alarm system so we could at least stop for a bathroom. WRONG! So for a minute and a half we drove down Interstate 65 with the alarm horn blaring. (If you can’t appreciate this, try timing something obnoxious for a minute and a half. That is a VERY long time!)
We encountered a friendly policeman who was no help at all. When we were almost home we realized that once we stopped to let Norm off at his house (and then made another stop to let Margaret off at her house) that once we opened the car door, the alarm would start up again and wake all their neighbors. We considered several plans, which involved climbing out of the car windows, but realized the suitcases would not fit through the windows. (Also, we could not figure out how we would explain the injuries if someone got hurt climbing out of the car window and we had to take them to the hospital!) So, when we made each stop we aimed the car in the direction of the road before opening the car doors, and the passenger hopped out quickly, and as soon as possible we drove out of the neighborhood before anyone could call the police.
We did the same thing when we finally got to our house, but were able to stop the alarm sound a little faster by turning off the engine and removing the fuse. Still, all of our neighborhood, Norm’s neighborhood ,and Margaret’s neighborhood heard a special 2 AM fanfare when their neighbor arrived home from Greece.
We took the van in to the Honda dealer the first thing this morning.
So, how was YOUR trip home??
Steve and Vicki